Gender: Man-like
Height: 6'2
Mass: Not since Father O'Rourke told him that all the orange was making people uncomfortable
Starsign: Leo, on the cusp of Awesome
SuperBeau is a riddle wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a skin tight fluorescent orange lyrca suit.
Part Wests Tigers fan, part exhibitionist, part drunkard, SuperBeau flitted uncomfortably between these interests until a fateful day (Tuesday last week) when he realised that he could combine two, nay three, of these in one sitting!
Ever since then he has been working tirelessly to bring that little bit of SuperBeau magic into the lives of those around him (and particularly the lives of those fortunate enough to be sitting next to him at Campbelltown Stadium).
That's not to say that SuperBeau didn't achieve a lot in life before Channel 9's sideline eye beamed him spectacularly into the living rooms of hundreds of hundreds of people during the delayed telecast of the NRL's Tigers v Titans match up in Round 18, 2010.
Far from it. In fact, SuperBeau's burgeoning CV also includes diverse and impressive entries including "sucessfully fixed a flat tire one time", "two weeks work experience at Targonga zoo" and "amatuer CV formatting enthusiast".
But it is of his work in politics - and most particularly, his work in drinking with politicians - which SuperBeau is most proud. When not harassing Mark Latham at Wests Tigers games or impressing the ladies with his Christopher Pyne impersonations, SuperBeau can be found reminiscing about the time he spent having 'beers with Barack' during the 2008 US presidential election campaign:
Combine the inspirational-ness of Kurt Gidley, the awesome-tality of Jonathan Wright, the Origin-ness of Mick Ennis and the princely gait of Daneil Fitzhenry, and what do you have, ladies and gentlemen? You have SuperBeau.
